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Short, Snappy and Funny Comebacks For Teenagers
However, if your insult is based on truth, especially truth that she is trying to deny or not think about, then it will really get her back. The mean girl thinks she is the Queen Bee and prances around like she owns the place, in charge of everyone and everything. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? To be more eloquent and descriptive in your insults. Without wasting any more time, here's the list: 1. Synonyms: What gross ass salon did you go to? Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! This collection of top ten comebacks will give you a few great zingers to keep in mind next time someone in your life crosses the line or your personal boundaries. Synonyms: You smell like a moist toilette after it's been used on a sumo wrestler. How would you know anything about him? Good comebacks to say to mean girls all stem from this knowledge.
There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. When someone is counting random numbers aloud. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception I hear you're connected to the Police Department - by a pair of handcuffs. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all. Kind of like knowing your place. When it's dark, he's handsome. Boy: Fuck you, you little bitch! How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
It's okay to feel what you are. Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. It definitely takes you, like, five minutes to get ready in the morning because you're very natural looking. Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry. .
Hi Chrissy, For starters I think you should tell your teacher what is going on. Because you are not making any cents! Now, while we do not encourage these be used seriously, we thought it would be fun to break down a smattering of the film's biggest and best insults. Synonyms: Your boyfriend's beard, your sister's hair extensions. You look like my grandma's grandmother! He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. To lovingly tell people they're being annoying. At least there's one thing good about your body. The use of this website is strictly subject to our Terms of Use.
They take one look at you and die of shock. Your so fat you have your own zip code x Other Stuff You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission. In fact, in your case they're nothing 7. You were like me when I was a kid — a douchebag. You mean you don't know I've a dog? So, what did you do with the diaper? Synonyms: Don't you have anything better to do? Hey everyone, look at this exhibit! Thank you for the Bullshit sandwich, but I'm full. Remember when I asked for your opinion? Why don't you slip into something more comfortable.
I wonder how many plstic surgery you had. Gee, your parents certainly have a weird sense of humour. If the idiot keeps insulting you try a few of these. If your insult to a girl is based on a lie, she will probably not be bothered by it. If they were not insecure, they would feel no need to be mean, insult you, or put other people down; instead they would find no happiness from these activities. You must have aa saad lifee tell someone who cares! Synonyms: We don't carry track suits, try Kohl's. Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? Though sarcasm may be funny, it may also hurt many people, so use it wisely.
Some low-class species with the same viewpoint as the author might find it funny. If you ran as much as you run your mouth you would be in great shape! Maybe when he was young, his mother died, and his dad married a terrible stepmother. Some people play the sport but bitch what they are playing just be lucky that u can because every one replaceable. The information should not be used as a substitute for consultation with professional advisers. Who uses it: Everyone; even kindergarteners, who can be particularly harsh and on-point in this department.
If you've ever seen a perfect captured on media, please add it to our list — and vote for your favorites as well! You're so ugly your parents initially wanted to name you Rover. What you bumping your gums about now! Everybody has a photographic memory. Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you. Somebody said to me that you ain't fit to sleep with the pigs. I heard that you changed your mind. Did you actually pay someone to style you this way? The second part is that you must seem almost disinterested when you respond to her, as if you are almost helping her with your comeback, at the expense of better things you could be doing with your time.
50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)
Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. When someone is hogging the stairs. Good comebacks to say to mean girls, then, depend at least partly on how well you know her or how much you know about her. You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book! Listen Piggy, the only person who likes you is Ronald McDonald, so go put on your clown make-up and skip on over there. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? That's why her ears are so big, they are full of gossip.
He is always lost in thought it's unfamiliar territory. Today marks the 10-year anniversary of the movie that redefined teen films forever. When the lifeguard wasn't watching? Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Hopefully this web site will give you some answers. Jelousys an addiction, go see the doctor abou tha! You simply don't have the film. Often when you respond with a comeback, the mean girl will move on to someone else who she thinks is an easier target. Synonyms: She knows everyone's business, she gossips a lot.
